Log Cabin Chronicles

'Net talk from Down Under

POSTED 03.12.01

  • Log On - Make the barbie hotter
  • Log Off - Don't add any more wood
  • Monitor - Keeping an eye on the barbie
  • Download - Get the firewood off the ute
  • Floppy Disc - What you get lifting too much firewood at once
  • Window - What you shut when it's cold
  • Screen - What you shut in the mozzie season
  • Byte - What mozzies do
  • Bit - What mozzies did
  • Mega Byte - What Townsville mozzies do
  • Chip - A bar snack
  • Micro Chip - What's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips
  • Modem - What you did to the lawns
  • Dot Matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife
  • Laptop - Where the cat sleeps
  • Software - Plastic knives and forks you get at Big Rooster
  • Hardware - Real stainless steel knives and forks from K Mart
  • Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed
  • Mainframe - What holds the shed up
  • Web - What spiders make
  • Web Site - The shed or under the verandah
  • Cursor - The old bloke that swears a lot
  • Search Engine - What you do when the ute won't go
  • Upgrade - A steep hill
  • Server - The person at the pub that brings out the counter lunch
  • Mail Server - The bloke at the pub that brings out the counter lunch
  • User - The neighbour who keeps borrowing things
  • Network - When you have to repair your fishing net
  • Internet - Complicated fish net repair method
  • Netscape - When fish maneuver out of reach of net
  • Online - When you get the laundry hung out
  • Off Line - When the pegs don't hold the washing up


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