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Tim Belford: Short Takes On Life |
Tim Belford |
Posted 02.14.04 Quebec City 10 Do Nots for Male Lovers on V-Day
It's always struck me as fitting that St. Valentine's day celebrates a martyr.
As a matter of fact it celebrates three martyrs all with the moniker "Valentine."
One was a priest in Rome, the second an Italian bishop, and the third a little-known Christian who met his demise in Africa.
But back to the martyr thing.
For a festival that has come to signify and glorify love there's probably nothing in this world that has caused more heartbreak and suffering.
From the moment in elementary school when we don't get a card from that someone special, to the first time someone we care for sends us packing, it's endless pain.
Oh sure, if we're lucky, we eventually meet Mr. or Ms. Right. But along the way, for every Prince or Princess Charming, there's a whole lot of frogs.
The big love stories were all flops.
Tristan met Isolde and both ended up dead. Romeo loved Juliet and what happened there?
Eloise had Abelard - at least until Eloise's brothers made sure there was a little less Abelard to be had and he ended up in a monastery.
And usually, by the way, it's the guy's fault that things don't work out.
Remember, it was Rick who gave up Ilsa in Casablanca.
Anyway, having been there and seen that, I'm going to offer up some advice based on personal experience. So gather 'round, guys.
Ten things not to do on Valentine's Day
A word or two to the wise should be sufficient. But I'll bet it won't be. |
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