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Cooch Hildreth Part 1 of
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JOHN MARQUIS MAHONEY
cootch hildreth's happiest times came each year during County Fair when one of the
painted ladies in the hoochy-coochy show would sit on his sweaty face. How
he loved the clapping and whistling in the darkened tent as he climbed on
the stage and shuffled towards the cone of light in the center. Grinning
toothlessly and nodding left and right in mute acknowledgement, he would
clasp his fists over his head like a boxer and shake them at the men
crowded by the footlights. Unless you knew or looked closely and counted,
you wouldn't be aware he had two thumbs on each hand.
Earlier in the evening, in the Beer Tent, the men of the village and
surrounding farms would have been generous with smokes and drinks and
claps on the back.
"Going to give us a show tonight, Cooch?"
"Save some for the rest of us."
"You're a real old beaver trapper, boy!"
Cooch, wearing new but rumpled green work shirt and pants bought
especially for the fair, basked in the glow of their attention and free
beer. He would pluck at an unshaved tuft of whiskers on his thin neck,
wipe a stained finger beneath his nose and sniff it, then comb his fingers
through his thinning white hair, worn long and wet down for the evening,
grin at his companions of the moment, roll watery blue eyes and make
kissing sounds with his lips, his fingers flying in a private but
comprehensible sign language. He might have been unaware of other, less
friendly comments.
"Did you ever watch him in the girly show?"
"I did once."
"They say he lays right down on the stage and lets them do it."
"The time I saw him his feet came right up off the floor. The boys
loved it. They threw money on the stage. You should have seen him and the
girl fighting over it."
"Dirty stuff. I told the hired man to keep him away from my sheep in
the fair barn."
The village of Barlow's Landing wasn't much to look at. The twistings
of the Barlow River as it flowed northward through the valley from the
Vermont uplands to Lake Massawippi in Quebec had determined the course of
the old Stage Road, where the railbed would be laid, the directions in
which the village would grow. The houses, modest in size and sheathed with
narrow clapboards once painted white but now weathered and peeling, were
scattered between the railroad tracks and the foot of the bridge that
defined the northern boundary of the village. Those built between the road
and the tracks were on narrow lots, their cindered and sooted backyards
hard against the railbed.
Across the road, the houses were built at the foot of the ridge that
defined the valley. Most of the inhabitants had running water; it was
brought down from springs located in the dense stand of trees high up on
the ridge, through pipe logs buried deep in the ground. Those who had
abandoned their outhouses and installed flushable crappers had other pipes
that discharged into the river.
Almost everyone who lived in The Landing and on the outlying farms
attended church on Sunday, and they had a choice; the Anglicans worshipped
at a tidy white chapel built on a small rise at the south end of the
village; the brethren of the United Church answered the steady summons of
the old Revere bell hanging in the church steeple near the river. The bell
was the pride of the village; it had been cast down in the States at the
Revere foundry for the Curtis Neighborhood congregation, and when the
church was eventually abandoned from lack of use, the bell was donated to
the Uniteds down in the valley. The Anglicans lacked a bell but felt their
stained glass was of superior color and design.
The largest building in the village was the Stage Road Inn, faded and
creaky now but still bedding down the occasional commercial traveler
beneath linen of questionable freshness and serving plain food and strong
drink at the Saturday night dances held in the long, narrow dance hall off
the parlor. The second largest building was Langdon's General Store &
Feeds, Pincher Langdon, Prop., who was also owned the inn, the ancient
waterpowered sawmill upriver on the road to Beebe, and the trackside
creamery next to the Massawippi Valley Railroad Station.
He had acquired several farms of various acreage on which he had
tenants, and a number of wood lots that he had harvested regularly by
neighboring farmers glad for the cash money, however modest the amount.
Across the front of the store, facing the road, there was a covered
veranda on which there were three rough wooden benches, six straight
chairs, and various rusty cans used as spitoons. The front wall of the
store was decorated with faded enameled signs advertising Red Man Tobacco,
Purity Flour, Jack Canuck! Tar Soap. The large Dominion Paints
thermometer, displayed prominently, was considered a village asset.
Pincher's front porch was the village men's club and it was their custom
to gather there when not occupied to exchange the news, to pick up the
mail, to comment on the weather. They were joined at various times by
farmers when they hauled in their cream and stopped for supplies, or
brought their women to shop.
Pincher was a squat, chunky man, bald, voracious in all his appetites,
deceptively powerful - he could heft a full cream can in each hand from
loading platform to box car without grunting - and tended to be liverish,
especially when it came to money. Mrs. Langdon, Elvira, was gaunt as he
was fleshy, wore her hair twisted tightly into a netted bun, and seemingly
had few appetites she cared to indulge, but shared her husband's
disposition about money. Lucy, their only child, was fair skinned and
lightly freckled over the bridge of her nose, wore her red hair in twin
braids that reached nearly to her waist, and sang the old Anglican hymns
on Sundays and holy days in clear, high voice. Pincher and Elvira marveled
that they had produced such a lovely creature. Lucy was their darling.
When Cooch was born he was christened Francis Wendell Charles Hildreth
in honor of his father and both grandfathers. It was a hard birthing;
there were to be no others. The doctor consoled his parents, telling them
that after a while no one would notice the extra thumbs. Francis' father
said, "I'll see them, Doc. can't you cut them off? He'll never be able to
work right." His mother hugged Francis close and whispered, "Don't touch
him."
In his early years Francis stayed close to his mother when they went to
the village. He was a slight child and so fair of skin and hair that he
was taunted in the school yard by the older boys as "one of them freakin'
albeenos." Sometimes they called him Dummy or Thumbs. As he grew older he
ventured onto the store's veranda with his father, sitting quietly next to
him on a bench or on the floor by his chair, seemingly inattentive and
self-absorbed but missing nothing of the man talk flowing around him:
grass is thin this year ... hay crop'll be down ... whipped that poor
damned horse 'till it dropped ... wouldn't vote for him ... don't know
beans ... caught him in the sheep pen again ... damned near killed him ...
got beat on that trade ... shot it up on the ridge, eight points ...
wouldn't mind catching her in the hay loft ... boys say she's hot ... nice
stand of pine ... cut it next winter ... train's late again.
If there were other boys, Francis would avert his eyes and give no
outward sign of recognition, even if they spoke to him. Seeing Lucy, he
would duck his head but keep his eyes on her from under the brim of his
hat. When she spoke to him he smiled but kept his head down. His father
took no notice.
Francis had loved Lucy since he saw her skipping rope that first
morning at school, braids flying and long aproned skirt belling up with
each jump. The children had stopped playing when the Hildreth's dappled
mare halted in front of the one-room school. His father held the reins
loosely and looked at Francis. He said, "here you are." His mother brushed
the hair from his eyes and said, "You'll like school. See, there are all
your new friends."
The nudging, the pointing, the whispering started immediately: "There
he is ... it's the albeeno kid ... my Pa said he's a dummy ... can't talk
... just grunts ... Jeezum Crow, look at his hands!" His father helped his
mother down, then lifted him clear and set him on the ground. With Francis
between them holding their hands, they walked past the staring children to
the door where Miss Montgomery waited, brass bell in hand. Only the
teacher and Lucy smiled at Francis.
Besides the two churches, the school was the only other freshly-painted
building in the viilage and it was white, as was the attached shed
containing separate outhouses for the boys and girls. They were unheated
and drafty and smelled, and hated by Miss Montgomery who had prodded and
coaxed two generations through the six grades in the small school and who,
as an educated person, had a modern toilet. It was her practice when
necessary to leave one of the older children in charge while she slipped
away "for just a minute" to her warm home next door. Francis grew to dread
her leaving. For then the older boys, usually one of the Putvain brothers,
would turn their attention to him.
How he feared the painful knuckle rubs on his scalp, the forearm
"frogs" that would throb the rest of the day and leave his pale skin
mottled and bruised, the goosings, the finger twistings and nipple
tweakings of their horseplay. He smiled to show that he knew they were
just fooling around but eventually the silent tears would come. Sometimes
Lucy or one of the other girls would try to help: "Bullies! Cowards! Pick
on someone your own size. Leave poor Francis alone!" But the scoldings had
little effect and they would quickly retreat when Rudy or Buster Putvain
advanced, rough hands outstretched at breast level, wiggling fingers and
grinning hugely.
By the time Francis was eleven the taunts and pokes had become hard
punches to the arms and chest and sharp knee thrusts to the thighs. He
hated school but he had become handy in the barn; he had a way with the
cows and didn't mind mucking out the gutters and the pig pen. His father
would say, "He's quick enough, Mother. I think he's had enough schooling."
She would tighten her lips and shake her head in disagreement, and so
Francis worked his silently way through the tattered grammars and
histories until, at age thirteen, he had comleted grade six.
At the end of that school year Francis went to the annual last-day
picnic held at the swimming hole below the railroad trestle downriver from
the falls on the outskirts of the village. He had been reluctant to go.
His father was readying the mowing machine and the hayrake and he wanted
to help but his mother said, "Francis, go swimming with your friends. Lord
knows, there'll be time enough for work." He didn't know how to swim and
he didn't feel they were his friends but his mother packed his bathing
costume and egg salad sandwiches and he went.
They put Francis out in right field during the morning baseball game.
He didn't own a glove but it didn't matter as no balls came his way. He
struck out both times at bat. After eating, Miss Montgomery insisted they
all rest for exactly one hour before going in the water; she wasn't about
to have any trouble with stomach cramps this year. Francis sat quietly at
the edge of the group, listening to the others talk about the long summer
ahead. He knew what he would be doing.
First, he would help his father get in the hay. He liked best to ride
the horse rake, making long, undulating rows of sweet-smelling hay to be
picked up by the loader. It was hot, tiring work, but his mother kept them
fed well and there was always a sweaty crock of squaw pee cooling in a
shady spot just off the hayfield. Francis felt good when the hay mow was
full for the coming winter. His father had promised to paint the back
porch and fix the steps, and part of the barn roof needed re-shingling.
And there was more than enough weeding and picking to be done in the
garden.
Then it would be time for the Fair, time for the farm families to pause
in their labors, to take a hard-earned respite; the hay had been made and
stored and the autumn harvest was yet to come; there was time now for
visiting, for kicking over the traces, however briefly. Just the thought
of those magic days made him shivery: the bright colors, the laughing,
jostling crowds, the sulky races and the foot races between the fleetest
young men in the county, the ox pulls and horse and pony pulls and tugs of
war behind rawhide-mucled farmboys, their necks and arms burnt nearly
black from hours of toiling in the hot sun -- how the crowd hooted when
then the losers were pulled into the mudhole separating the two teams; the
game booths filled with shiny treasures (two years ago Francis had won a
blue satin pillow fringed with gold and embroidered with the words
Home-Sweet-Home that he had tried to give to Lucy when he saw her with
some girls by the carousel, but when the others giggled she blushed and
ran off with them, and Francis had taken it home to his mother); and the
food stalls brimming with hot dogs and soda pop and pink angel hair candy;
the show barn filled with prize livestock, clipped and curried until they
seemed to glow; the exhibitions of vegetables and farm crops and honey and
maple syrup and handwork finished indoors during the dark winter months;
the Grand Parade with its dashing horseback riders in wondrous costumes
and spirited martial music. And then there were the exotic people who
traveled with the carnival.
Last year, when he was twelve, he had become keenly aware the girls in
the hootchy-cootchy show. His mother found him, hands deep in his trouser
pockets, watching them shimmy in front of the show tent while the barker
promised the men in the audience unspeakable pleasures once they stepped
inside. Shocked and embarrased, she snatched him away as the men guffawed
and nudged and pointed. Later, his father marched him by the ear into the
woodshed and beat him with a leather belt. Francis bit his lips and
refused to cry.
And now, sitting here by the river on the last day he would attend
school, Francis remembered the girls dancing and squeezed his legs
together and hugged himself. The Putvain twins were watching him. Rudy
winked at his brother and said, "It's time the albeeno learned to swim,
doncha think?" Buster smiled and winked back.
The boys changed into their singlet bathing costumes behind one clump
of bushes, the girls behind another, and Miss Montgomery stationed herself
between to insure there would be no peeking. There was much giggling and
shrieking as the girls maneuvered to remain hidden and the boys vied in
trying to shove various of their number out into the open. Francis kept
his back turned to the group as he struggled into his swimming suit.
Buster said, "Hey, do you think albeenos have more than one dink?" "Let's
see," said Rudy, as he grabbed Francis and started to yank off his
singlet. "Boys! I hear you! Stop that!" Miss Montgomery started toward the
bushes."All of you out now. Into the water. You too, girls." Rudy punched
Francis in the back and Buster whispered, "Dummy, we're going to teach you
to swim."
Francis was fascinated by the pulsating, shifting patterns of light
before his eyes. Perhaps the lights were inside his head. He no longer
knew. He didn't know anything anymore, which way was up, which down.
Francis no longer cared. The fear was gone, he had ceased trying to claw
his way out of the water. There had been panic when they threw him into
the river. He vaguely heard their shouts and laughter as he flailed at the
flowing water to keep from going under. He disappeared silently, choking
beneath the surface, his lungs filling with each involuntary gasp. As the
water closed over his head, Francis entered a silent world where light had
substance, was thick and green. Above, a glow of lighter hue marked the
direction of the distant warm sun. He screamed in silent terror.
But that was before and now he watched the lights and the shadow coming
toward him from behind the lights. It was one of the girls from the
hootchy-cootchy show and her red hair floated across her full breasts. She
was smiling, and dancing. Dancing for Francis. He smiled back.
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