John Mahoney

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JOHN MAHONEY

Yes, President Obama is clearly guilty

Of course he is. Just look at him.

Obama is barely half white.

And there's the flip side to that: Obama is only half black.

As one 'birther' put it: "I've seen black people and he's not black."

Plus he was officially born on an island that was once ruled by a exotic queen named Liliuokalani.

For gawd's sake, how American is that?

Or maybe he was born in Indonesia. Or Kenya. That is located, as Sarah the Palin would have it, "in the country of Africa."

Where do they find these loose-hinged, other-hating wingnuts?

Is a puzzlement...