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Log Cabin Chronicles | May 2008 Opinion
How did this happen -- again?(510 words) AYLMER, QUEBEC | For example, the condemnation of six big homes in Gatineau sector because they were built on an unstable clay base. The question isn't why were they built there, but why was the builder given permission to cut down the trees and build there? Who issued the building permits, and why? Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
Blankety-blank citizens(510 words) AYLMER, QUEBEC | Decisions made in secrecy or "at a professional level" are the most open for manipulation and corruption. Most scandals in other levels of government are the result of secrecy that blew up, as it usually does. Secrecy can't succeed -- there are too many people in government, in residents' associations, and in the media. And the media still means a local newspaper. Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
Privacy vs Security in the 21st Century(505 words) I was pressured into joining Facebook last fall. I was careful to post minimal information, no photo, and no comments. Still, I'm sorry I did this. Barbara Florio Graham is the author of Five Fast Steps to Better Writing, Five Fast Steps to Low-Cost Publicity, and Mewsings/Musings www.SimonTeaKettle.com.
Fluoride in our water(710 words) AYLMER, QUEBEC | At the last Gatineau city council meeting several citizens, including representatives from the Lakeview Terrace Residents' Association, raised the question of the city putting fluoride in our drinking water. Council is considering a city-wide fluoridation program for all municipal water. Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
Climate refugees and water hostages(505 words) AYLMER, QUEBEC | As Europe finds itself struggling with a continual flood of migrants, the EU has released a study that predicts an entirely new form of refugee: climate migrants. These are people forced from their homes due to climate change. Where we might once have imagined "climate refugees" as the bleached Canadians on the southern beaches, that image has been pulled inside out. Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
Just a big, loud, intrusive, obnoxious, unconstitutional taxi (670 words) Beyond the cloying clichés, there are some realities that really do make Vermont a better place to live. One of them is our state Supreme Court which, through close reading of the Vermont Constitution, seems determined to preserve civil liberties that the US Supreme Court seems no less determined to deny us. Chris Braithwaite publishes the Barton Chronicle
in Vermont.
Bad news at the Mall's back doors(500 words) AYLMER, QUEBEC | It only takes a PD day and a sunny afternoon to bring the kids out to Aylmer's main mall. There are always a few hanging around the back doors, and I had assumed they were waiting for the cinema to open. It's just been pointed out to me that there's more going on there than that. Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
A small town newspaper publisher speaks out(570 words) AYLMER, QUEBEC | Why isn't it bigger? Why doesn't it have more from my area? These are the two most common questions we hear about the West Quebec Post. We also hear complaints that the Post doesn't arrive on time, or that it regularly ignores some events. Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
Better get serious about water(545 words) AYLMER, QUEBEC | March 22 marked World Water Day. Given this winter's levels of snow, moisture hardly seems a problem. And given Canada's lakes and rivers, water may seem the least of our troubles. That conclusion is very shortsighted. Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
Imagine this snow in Vancouver(545 words) AYLMER, QUEBEC | This has been a beautiful winter, far from the usual freeze and thaw cycle which leaves us with brown fields in many winters; the fresh snow has kept the street-sides sparking like mountains, not like piles of dirty laundry, which is usually the case at this time of year. Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
The best of times or the worst of times?(500 words) AYLMER, QUEBEC | No matter which way we turn these days we hear complaints and laments. The environment is crashing, ice shelves melting, ocean currents dying, and the economy is on the edge of a major collapse; we're told all political leaders are crass and self-serving, that our youth are criminals, our lives move too fast and are too short, our work's never over -- and, besides, the whole world will end in 2012, according to the Mayan calendar. Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
France has conservatives, Canada has neo-cons (510 words) AYLMER, QUEBEC | Our country is not the only nation with a self-proclaimed "new" government. France also elected a conservative leader, who labeled himself "new" although his program also stretched back to ideas popular before the last century. Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
Whose ÔRights' are Right?(530 words) If you're like most TV viewers, you were annoyed to miss many of your favorite programs during the prolonged strike of 10,500 US writers in the film and TV industry. The issue was a simple one. The writers wanted "a share of the burgeoning digital-media market, including compensation for Internet-delivered TV shows and movies." Barbara Florio Graham is the author of Five Fast Steps to Better Writing, Five Fast Steps to Low-Cost Publicity, and Mewsings/Musings www.SimonTeaKettle.com.
A world without borders? (510 words) Canadian guitarist Jesse Cook dedicated his latest CD to his new son with the wish that as he grows up he will face a world without borders, or something to that effect. A world without borders? It's easy to dismiss the idea, given our world of nationalisms and fanaticisms of all stripes, but the question that bothers me is: Do we really want a world without borders? Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
A senior's lament (715 words) The biggest shock I get, and it's shocking every time, is to hear seniors say they don't keep up with the news, they don't read a paper or listen to radio news. In other words, they're saying, "I don't want to know what's going on around me." Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
For one million dollars an hour (760 words) They say the three-day Montebello summit last summer with Harper, Bush, and Caldéron will reach $30 million in policing costs alone. That's ten million per day, or about a million dollars an hour. For security. How did they spend a million dollars in an hour? That's more than almost any of us will have to show for ourselves at the end of our entire careers.
Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
Municipal Nightmares (545 words) We're living the home owners' nightmare: our property taxes are too low to fund the work needed by the municipality, but our municipal councilors keep adding new projects, which cost even more money. There can be only one result: we pay more. We pay more taxes, as they inch upward, and the extra costs are added to our town's debt, which has to be paid off sooner or later. Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
Wellness Ð it can open doors (570 words) "Wellness" is a disturbing word. Where did it come from? And why is it often used in the weirdest of senses, say in "Welcome to Wellville," or as the basis of extravagant claims, as in the ads in health magazines? Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
Charity begins right here at home(520 words) Are there no families there who need this kind of assistance? Hardly! Entraide often has as many as twenty families across the entire region whose needs are urgent. Some have been displaced due to a fire or other natural disaster, are new immigrants who have few household possessions, or are temporarily homeless because of a family break-up or other problem. Barbara Florio Graham is the author of Five Fast Steps to Better Writing, Five Fast Steps to Low-Cost Publicity, and Mewsings/Musings www.SimonTeaKettle.com.
More public transportation? Yessiree! (600 words) The developing world has developed buses that put our to shame in comfort, as well as safety and speed, at cheaper rates -- and they make money. All to say, we should use what we can from systems that work, since ours doesn't. Like feeder systems. With jitneys. Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
So, Santa, you got some practical but boring stuff this year? (530 words) I was mildly dissed recently at a family get-together for the practicality of my gifts. Last Christmas I gave every household in our blended family a flashlight, those new rechargeable one million candlepower dynamos. They're not bulky, are easily rechargeable, and give a tremendous light. They could also cause blindness. Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
Inter-generational climate abuse? (700 words) AYLMER, QUEBEC | Last weekend's day of protest over our "new" government's very old tactics of denial, blaming others, and its invocation of various forms of economic self-righteousness, saw many Alymer residents at the demonstration in Ottawa. The protest was to send a message to John Baird, Canada's Anti-Environment Minister, as he departs for the Bali Conference on climate change. Given what is at stake for all of us, and given our government's made-somewhere-else position, more of us should have been at that demonstration. Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
Pets and Holidays(500 words) I like to promote pet adoption at all times of the year except one. The holidays are not the time to bring a new pet into your household. TV commercials of the child discovering a puppy under the Christmas tree make me cringe. There is enough confusion and extra activity around the holidays without introducing a new pet. Barbara Florio Graham is the author of Five Fast Steps to Better Writing, Five Fast Steps to Low-Cost Publicity, and Mewsings/Musings www.SimonTeaKettle.com.
That little stone schoolhouse (530 words) PORTAGE DU FORT, QC | Gloomy news -- business closures, loss of jobs, decline in forest resources, low farm-product prices, school drop-outs, illiteracy and uni-linguality, population out-flows, drop in tourism -- chronicles the march to the bottom here in Quebec's Pontiac region. Amid all this pessimism, signs of life are important. Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
Hockey, a cell phone tower, and no respect (550 words) Two recent events in West Quebec are worth noting: one, Industry Canada's near-unilateral decision to approve a cell phone tower in Chelsea, against the neighbourhood's wishes, and, two, Shawville's hockey association insisting a Luskville lad must play his hockey with them, not with his buddies, or not play hockey at all. Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
Canadians a trillion in debt (500 words) The daily newspapers recently reported that personal debt in Canada has passed the trillion dollar mark for the first time. A trillion divided by our population is not an alarming amount, but it is not the whole population, not every child and senior, who owes this debt. The number becomes alarming when we realize how few owe all this money. A lot of Canadians owe much more than they own.
Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
The Mukasey Confirmation (400 words) . A man who can't bring himself to declare that an ancient, notorious, and particularly obnoxious form of torture is against the law is about to take over our Department of Justice. Chris Braithwaite publishes the Barton Chronicle
in Vermont.
Back to school: Part Two(600 words) I was shocked to discover how many of these wealthy kids described their families as dysfunctional and often alcoholic, and how many felt, as one wrote, "like a fish in a tree" during their high school years. Yet most of them survived and became contributing members of society. Their tales revealed both triumph and tragedy. Barbara Florio Graham is the author of Five Fast Steps to Better Writing, Five Fast Steps to Low-Cost Publicity, and Mewsings/Musings www.SimonTeaKettle.com.
On War Movies (520 words) Post-war dramas are top sellers in movies, TV, and books. It may seem to some that all these movies and books are promoting a militaristic attitude, under the guise of supporting our troops in Afghanistan. The opposite may be true. Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
The Way of the Shock Jock (510 words) Shock jocks may claim to be selling ideas, arguments, debate, and opinions, but they're really selling listeners to their advertisers. Listeners are product. The more listeners they can generate for their show, the happier their advertisers -- this is advertising. One way to get listeners -- and to get them to identify themselves as such -- is by rolling them back and forth on emotional rides. Emotional highs are pure adrenalin; they're wild and exciting. Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
Back to school: Part One(600 words) The first thing I learned about education is that the best teaching happens when teachers are enthusiastic about the material. That can't happen if English teachers are forced to teach classics they hated when they were student ("Silas Marner" comes to mind.), or when Phys. Ed. teachers are assigned to teach English. Barbara Florio Graham is the author of Five Fast Steps to Better Writing, Five Fast Steps to Low-Cost Publicity, and Mewsings/Musings www.SimonTeaKettle.com.
Mirroring back who we are, what we want in West Quebec (590 words) We're hardest on those closest. What we say to family members, or even lovers, we'd never say to a fellow worker; we get worked up over a neighbour and his barking dog more than we ever do about the ravages underway in Darfur. We're hyper critical of things American, but never blink an eye over French and British political venialities. Fred Ryan is the
publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
Vermont Yankee Nuclear Power - All Fall Down? (400 words) A nuclear plant isn't like an old pickup we can nurse over the back roads until the floorboards rust out or a wheel falls off. It's more like an airplane - with no safe compromise between being in prime working order and unfit to fly. Even a "minor," nonfatal nuclear mishap could have enormous economic consequences for the "Green Mountain State," the place with no billboards and clean air and placid cows turning out organic milk that we process into gourmet cheeses. How would "America's Chernobyl" look on a license plate? Chris Braithwaite publishes the Barton Chronicle
in Vermont.
Rail-line dreamers (500
words) Ottawa's recent "Transportation Summit" called by the city's new mayor was the stuff of dreams, and only dreams, unfortunately. Fred Ryan is the
publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the
Pontiac Journal.
"No comment" (515
words) Stephen Harper's decision to kill the current parliament and keep
MPs out for an additional month, after an entire summer off, should be unacceptable
to his employers, the folks who pay his and the MPs' salaries. Fred Ryan is the
publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the
Pontiac Journal.
An East-West SPP (515
words) The dust hasn't settled on the SPP meeting in nearby
Montebello, QC, but the world according to Bush-Harper-Calderon is
bending over backwards to assure us that the SPP agreements mean nothing
to our daily lives, and that the protesters were exaggerating the threat
of the secret deliberations. If we believe all this, maybe we should
check out the sale on the Brooklyn Bridge. Fred Ryan is the
publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the
Pontiac Journal.
A Greater US of A? (515
words) Why all the secrecy, including official near-silence
surrounding next week's meeting down the highway from us? Fred Ryan
is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and
the Pontiac Journal.
Missed communications
(520 words) Have you received your cheque for $9000? It looks
pretty authentic, until you scrutinize it more carefully. Below the
bogus cheque is "a very important communication for Barbara
Graham" which repeats my name no less than ten times. On the back
is an order form for a bunch of products. Barbara Florio Graham is
the author of Five Fast Steps to Better Writing, Five Fast Steps to
Low-Cost Publicity, and Mewsings/Musings www.SimonTeaKettle.com.
It ought to be a crime
(480 words) Urban life was reported to be safer from crime than
small-town living, calculated as a crime-per-person. Toronto and
Montreal are two of the safest cities in the world; in fact, several
western cities are more dangerous than Hog Town: Regina, Saskatoon,
Calgary, and Edmonton, for example. Fred Ryan is the publisher of
Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac
Journal.
Coming to Canada (500
words) I arrived in Canada forty years ago this month. Unlike so
many Americans who arrived in the 60s as draft-dodgers, my immigration
had nothing to do with the Vietnam War. Barbara Florio Graham is the
author of Five Fast Steps to Better Writing, Five Fast Steps to
Low-Cost Publicity, and Mewsings/Musings www.SimonTeaKettle.com.
Why risk innocent
lives? (340 words) Every once in a while we come upon an
account of a high-speed police chase that makes us wonder. This is one
of those weeks. Chris Braithwaite publishes the Barton Chronicle
in Vermont.
Don't worry so much, be
happy (600 words) Here's something for your summer vacation.
It doesn't take long, but appearing frivolous, it's a holiday matter.
It's happiness. Certainly a holiday matter. Fred Ryan is the
publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the
Pontiac Journal.
It weren't me, babe (500
words) Bluesfest was remarkable in the stars it attracted last
week- Van Morrison, Bob Dylan, and Manu Chao, but even more remarkable
is the rumour that Bob Dylan was sighted in Aylmer the day of his Ottawa
show. Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The
West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
Meditating on Canada Day
(560 words) As we approach Canada Day it seems appropriate to do more
than wave the flag and assure ourselves that our country is the best in
the world. Canada is the best, but it shows a certain respect to our
being Canadians to ask ourselves what being Canadian means or
implies. Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The
West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
On toddlers and hockey
stars (525 words) Every day of the working week I see women
with groups of children out on the sidewalks or in local parks, most of
them small, private daycare services in action. As sweet as the toddlers
are, walking along holding hands or riding in home-made multiple-seat
carriages, it is the women taking care of them that catch my
attention. Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin,
The West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
All the news that's fit to weep
about (550 words) Have we become a nation of blubberers? Are
we unable to separate private grief from public accountability? Has news
become blended into entertainment? Fred Ryan is the publisher of
Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac
Journal.
If you're thinking about adopting
a pet (570 words) When you consider adopting a pet, look
carefully at the front paws, as they often offer a clue as to how large
the animal will be when he's fully grown. You should also look carefully
to see that the pet's eyes are clear, their ears and bottom are clean,
and there are no broken teeth or problems in the mouth. Barbara
Florio Graham is the author of Five Fast Steps to Better Writing,
Five Fast Steps to Low-Cost Publicity, and
Mewsings/Musings www.SimonTeaKettle.com.
No idle matter, eh? (575
words) Most drivers add about $75 a year to their fuel bill just for
the pleasure of idling. Long-term costs for engine maintenance and
repair increases the bill. Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's
Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac
Journal.
On closing Pageant Park in
Barton, Vermont (400 words) This is more than a shame. It
strikes us, in its own small way, as an outrage. If Barton is to stem
its slow decline into commercial oblivion, it can hardly shrug off the
loss of a park as beautiful as Pageant, on a lake as beautiful as
Crystal. Chris Braithwaite publishes the Barton Chronicle
in Vermont.
Excess fat - it's everyone's
business (500 words) In the end, obesity is a social problem
and one our community should take more seriously than it does. True,
there is no magic bullet, no magic diet, no pill to solve this problem.
But the solution is not complex either... Fred Ryan is the publisher
of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac
Journal.
You bet your booty that I'm
entitled. Now. (510 words) Entitlement, let's be clear, means
not that anyone's a crook, but that they believe they have every right
to do what they're doing. In the Land of Entitlement no one is a crook,
complainer, or lazy bum; everyone's entitled to their foible. Fred
Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post,
and the Pontiac Journal.
Quebec's Secessionist Musical
Chairs (540 words) The PQ has brought in the 'B' Team.
Pauline Marois has been rejected twice by the party militants because,
presumably, she didn't have the stuff to be party chief and lead the
troops to the promised land. Suddenly she does. Fred Ryan is the
publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the
Pontiac Journal.
The warm butter of a lingering
kiss (515 words) Vimy may mark Canada's "coming of
age", but that cliché may also obscure a much-too-expensive
loss of life for what was gained. Was a single hilltop worth the deaths
of so many? Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin,
The West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
Sorry, I won't be back (460
words) The last time I attempted to buy something at your
cosmetics counter, I waited several minutes for the girl at the cash to
finish her personal phone conversation. I won't be back. Barbara
Florio Graham is the author of Five Fast Steps to Better Writing,
Five Fast Steps to Low-Cost Publicity, and
Mewsings/Musings www.SimonTeaKettle.com.
Rethinking your local
Idol contest (500 words) There is an strong current of
sexuality in Idol competitions - performers who strike a pose or
wiggle their hips make points with the audience. Aren't eleven year-olds
a little young for this? Julie Murray writes for the Aylmer Bulletin
and The West Quebec Post.
WWI, Vimy, and beyond (515
words) Vimy may mark Canada's "coming of age", but that
cliché may also obscure a much-too-expensive loss of life for
what was gained. Was a single hilltop worth the deaths of so
many? Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The
West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
Is it a Muslim thing, or
what? (555 words) With a young Canadian soccer player pulled
from a game for wearing a hijab, and, during the election, having the
Keeper of the Election Rule-Book deciding that women wearing a hijab
must remove their veil to be identified before voting, the question of
religious clothing and paraphernalia is still stuck in our collective
craw. Or is it the fact that the gear is Muslim that bothers us
so? Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West
Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
Fat kids sit more, die
first (535 words) For the first time in history - so says a
report just issued by the Permanent Committee on Health of the Canadian
Parliament -- children are expected to have a shorter life span than
their parents. Take a moment to let that sink in. Julie Murray
writes for the Aylmer Bulletin and The West Quebec Post.
Who in the world is fighting
carbon taxes? (500 words) The auto industry, besides its own
evident stupidity, sees us all as morons. They are claiming that
carbon-tax surcharges on gas-guzzlers harm only local auto
makers. Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The
West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
Daylight Savings Time all year
'round (510 words) More than a billion people in
seventy countries observe some form of Daylight Savings Time. But it
isn't just most of Saskatchewan and part of British columbia that remain
stubbornly on standard time. Barbara Florio Graham is the author of
Five Fast Steps to Better Writing, Five Fast Steps to Low-Cost
Publicity, and Mewsings/Musings www.SimonTeaKettle.com.
A little plastic, a big
problem (460 words) Even with recycling, plastics are still
about 20 percent of everything going in our landfills. We are not yet
fanatics about recycling, but fanaticism is what it will take. Fanatics,
for example, reject the plastic packaging which makes up much of our
garbage-- that's positive fanaticism. Fred Ryan is the
publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the
Pontiac Journal.
Opinion: Don't kill Vermont's Bull the
Moose (350 words) Bull is a pet raised by David Lawrence
inside the confines of the Nelson farm - not in the same pen where
canned hunts take place. He is completely friendly and charming.
Abandoned at birth, he needs to be left alone to enjoy jelly doughnuts
and Budweiser with his caretaker. Bethany Dunbar reports for the Barton Chronicle
in Vermont.
Whose junk is this? (500
words) There are outlets which take empty ink cartridges
and dead batteries as well as computer components, but what about the
other items that shouldn't be littering our landfill? Barbara Florio
Graham is the author of Five Fast Steps to Better Writing, Five Fast
Steps to Low-Cost Publicity, and Mewsings/Musings www.SimonTeaKettle.com.
Cutting to the chase
(1660) "So, Doc," I said, "when do we want to do this?
I'll have to let the office know that I will be off work for a couple of
days." Bob Gervais writes in London, Ontario.
How to make any election worth the
effort (500 words) Quebec Premier Jean Charest is to call a
provincial election this week, and thus we begin the grand drama of a
general election. This most important ceremony of our democracy will be
played out with breast-beating by the contenders and with wildly
optimistic predictions from the minor parties. Fred Ryan is the
publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the
Pontiac Journal.
Quebec needs a Ministry of the
Environment (550 words) The environment may be a significant
concern for Quebec voters -- poll after poll says so -- and it may be in
the heart of every politician sitting in the National Assembly -- they
tell us it is -- but if actions speak louder than words, governmental
action on the environment is so silent it must be dead. Fred Ryan is
the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the
Pontiac Journal.
Are you prepared? (490
words) Do all of our citizens know what to do in case of
an emergency? Do you have an emergency kit in your house, along with
water, food, and supplies to last at least three to six days? Barbara
Florio Graham is the author of Five Fast Steps to Better Writing,
Five Fast Steps to Low-Cost Publicity, and
Mewsings/Musings www.SimonTeaKettle.com.
No more alphabet soup (490
words) If we're all so good at communicating, why is it still such a
problem? Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The
West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
Blue Cheese on Toast
(590) Posted 01.16.07 Bob Gervais It was not a true-blue Blue Cheese, if
you know what I mean. Not Un fromage bleu with all the associated
pedigree that causes one to speak with a French accent like Charles
Boyer. Bob Gervais writes in London, Ontario.
Has the CBC's time run
out? (555 words) I never expected to reach this conclusion,
but after thirty-plus years of rarely missing at least one newscast a
day, today I still listen, but wonder, when the taped weather update
symbolically sums up the news with a report of conditions eight hours
ago, why I bothered turning on the radio. Fred Ryan is the publisher
of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac
Journal.
The way I see
it Posted 01.09.07 Bob Gervais "The way I see it" . . . Have
you ever spoken that particular phrase? Do you know anyone who has?
Well, I certainly have heard it said and I have no doubt uttered
it. Bob Gervais writes in London, Ontario.
Amateur Antics (529
words) According to a recent report, YouTube hosts more
than 100 million videos, with 65,000 new videos uploaded daily. These
are completely uncensored and often record humiliating incidents without
those being captured on video giving their consent. Barbara Florio
Graham is the author of Five Fast Steps to Better Writing, Five Fast
Steps to Low-Cost Publicity, and Mewsings/Musings www.SimonTeaKettle.com.
Hey, Quebecker…think you own your
piece of land? (520 words) Private ownership of property may
be a bedrock concept of our society, but it sure doesn't stand in the
way of what governments and big corporations see as their best
interests. Changes to Quebec's mining act has virtually tossed private
ownership out the window; such changes have been made across
Canada. Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The
West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
A clear choice for Vermont
Verizon (310 words) Most of the world now communicates by
cell phone, and large chunks of the Northeast Kingdom are decidedly
backward, for better or worse, because the damn things don't work
here. Chris Braithwaite publishes the Barton Chronicle
in Vermont.
Quebec, America, and Lucien
Bouchard (520 words) Former Premiere Lucien Bouchard of
Quebec was either quoted out of context or he suffered a lapse of
lucidity when he said, or is reported to have said, that Quebecers don't
work hard enough to meet the demands of the globalized
marketplace. Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin,
The West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
The Doctor is (Not) in (535
words) Posted 11.06.06 BARBARA FLORIO GRAHAM I laughed that if I went to
the clinic feeling great, after sitting that long in a straight chair in
a waiting room full of coughing patients, I'd be able to tell him that I
thought I had the flu, and complain about my bad back! Barbara Florio
Graham is the author of Five Fast Steps to Better Writing, Five Fast
Steps to Low-Cost Publicity, and Mewsings/Musings www.SimonTeaKettle.com.
Pesticide! A curse whose time has
come (515 words) I'm going to wade into water well over my
head, and, as a typically dense anglo, make some suggestions for change
to the French language. Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer
Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
Pay and pay again scams
(500 words) Posted 10.18.06 BARBARA FLORIO
GRAHAM I
no longer use my VISA for most bills, so when I saw a charge from
Chatelaine to renew my subscription, I was suspicious. Barbara
Florio Graham is the author of Five Fast Steps to Better Writing,
Five Fast Steps to Low-Cost Publicity, and
Mewsings/Musings www.SimonTeaKettle.com.
Follow the money (500
words) The cardinal rule of investigative journalism - follow the
money - is a powerful tool to figure out what's happening to our
neighbourhoods and region. It leads to explanations where there were
none before for bulldozing of a green space or even the high school
drop-out rate. Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer
Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
Pay and pay again scams
(500 words) Posted 10.18.06 BARBARA FLORIO
GRAHAM I
no longer use my VISA for most bills, so when I saw a charge from
Chatelaine to renew my subscription, I was suspicious. Barbara
Florio Graham is the author of Five Fast Steps to Better Writing,
Five Fast Steps to Low-Cost Publicity, and
Mewsings/Musings www.SimonTeaKettle.com.
Goodbye Jim, and thanks (790
words) I made the acquaintance of Jim Jeffords in 1974, when he was
between jobs. That is to say that Jim Jeffords the politician had lost
an election and been forced to resort to the career he had trained for
at Harvard Law School. Chris Braithwaite publishes the Barton Chronicle
in Vermont.
(500
words) Posted 09.26.06 WAYNE LARSEN MONTREAL, QC | I was one of the luckier
Dawson parents. My son was in the cafeteria when the shooting began and
he managed to get out right away. He called me with the news as he
hurried over to the Examiner office, where he spent much of the
afternoon helping with the coverage-monitoring Internet and radio
reports while trying to track down friends who had also been
there.
Less Stuff (585
words) Most of all, we have to start living as though we really live
here on the earth and aren't just passing through. We have to live here
in a way that reflects how much we love where we live. Who is unaffected
by a sunset? Or the green burst of spring? This planet is our home, all
that we've got, our start and our finish. Fred Ryan is the publisher
of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac
Journal.
Chance encounter: Lighting up
with a witness to murder/suicide (800 words) Posted
09.18.06 RUSSELL COOPER MONTREAL, QC | I stood on the corner of de
Maisonneuve and Atwater moments after the shootings at Dawson College
and watched horrified people stream out of the school. Russell
Cooper, 29, was born in Sudbury, Ontario. He says he's a 'recovering
musician and treeplanter'. "I'm now studying journalism," he
adds, "but will probably one day be a recovering journalist,
planting trees in a jazz bar."
Simon Teakettle: 1987 -
2006 (520 words) Posted 08.29.06 BARBARA FLORIO
GRAHAM Simon gave me plenty of warning, declining dramatically in the
past few months, preparing me to lose him. And to the end I respected
what I knew were his wishes, to die at home, not at the office of the
vet he hated. Barbara Florio Graham is the author of Five Fast
Steps to Better Writing, Five Fast Steps to Low-Cost Publicity, and
Mewsings/Musings www.SimonTeaKettle.com.
A matter of Degree (535
words) Posted 08.23.06 BARBARA FLORIO GRAHAM This year marks the fiftieth
anniversary of my graduation from Columbia University. Most university
graduates are proud of their accomplishment, and many list their degrees
after their names. I'm proud of my B.A., and my diploma hangs in a frame
on my office wall. But there's a myth about higher education that I'd
like to dispel. Let me start with a story... Barbara Florio Graham
is the author of Five Fast Steps to Better Writing, Five Fast Steps
to Low-Cost Publicity, and Mewsings/Musings www.SimonTeaKettle.com.
Nothing to sneeze at (520
words) Posted 07.03.06 BARBARA FLORIO GRAHAM Just try to buy unscented
products in the stores. A search through an entire row of deodorants and
anti-perspirants reveals a stunning variety of scents, but few, if any
unscented ones. Barbara Florio Graham is the author of Five Fast
Steps to Better Writing, Five Fast Steps to Low-Cost Publicity, and
Mewsings/Musings www.SimonTeaKettle.com.
Stompin on the CBC (560
words) Posted 07.03.06 BARBARA FLORIO GRAHAM CBC TV irritates viewers by
failing to promote quality shows well enough in advance for us to plan
to watch. What's even more odd (and irritating) is that programs are
promoted heavily as frequent commercial messages within other CBC
programs. Barbara Florio Graham is the author of Five Fast Steps
to Better Writing, Five Fast Steps to Low-Cost Publicity, and
Mewsings/Musings www.SimonTeaKettle.com.
Good PR, it's everyone's business
(480 words) Posted 05.16.06 BARBARA FLORIO
GRAHAM We've all encountered rude store clerks from time to time, as
well as receptionists whose manner, on the phone or in person, appears
to indicate that your inquiry is an unwanted interruption in their busy
schedule. What do they consider more important than treating callers
with respect? Barbara Florio Graham is the author of Five Fast
Steps to Better Writing, Five Fast Steps to Low-Cost Publicity, and
Mewsings/Musings www.SimonTeaKettle.com.
On Seniors and public
transportation (530 words) Posted 05.07.06 BARBARA FLORIO
GRAHAM Everybody loves spring, but seniors from Eastern Canada
appreciate it this year more than ever. While others remark on how this
year's milder winter was a pleasant change, the winter months were a
nightmare for older people. Barbara Florio Graham is the author of
Five Fast Steps to Better Writing, Five Fast Steps to Low-Cost
Publicity, and Mewsings/Musings www.SimonTeaKettle.com.
Gasoline prices, Big Oil, and
conservation (840 words) I see the Chairman of Exxon/Mobil
pulling down nearly a billion dollars in compensation last year and all
oil companies enjoying record astronomical profits, and something just
doesn't compute. Don Mayer is the Main Man at Small Dog Electronics
in Waitsfield, Vermont.
Opinion: Another bad idea from
you-know-who (380 words) The National Animal Identification
System (NAIS) is just another example of the current U.S. administration
trying to scare the people into giving up their independence and
rights. Bethany Dunbar reports for the Barton Chronicle
in Vermont.
Byte me Posted
04.11.06 Bob Gervais In the "Computer Room" the temperature was
kept at a constant 70 degrees Fahrenheit and a humidity of 35 percent.
An impressive array of equipment sensed, sucked, belched, and blew to
maintain the artificial environment necessary for the creature comfort
of the computer and its associated pieces and parts. Bob Gervais
writes in British Columbia and Ontario.
Do not add. Do not
deceive Posted 04.05.06 BARBARA FLORIO
GRAHAM Sorry, folks, when it comes to real or made-up, there is no
middle ground. Something is either true or it isn't. Barbara Florio
Graham is the author of Five Fast Steps to Better Writing, Five Fast
Steps to Low-Cost Publicity, and Mewsings/Musings www.SimonTeaKettle.com.
Time to obfuscate, hesitate, and
mumble (715 words) Vermont has a record of preserving its
mountains and ridge lines from development, and it's not clear why that
stance should be thrown to the wind. As a society, we tend to be a
little goofy on the subject of energy - a bit prone to fad and fashion.
Chris Braithwaite publishes the Barton Chronicle
in Vermont.
Pardon my
French Posted 03.06.06 BARBARA FLORIO
GRAHAM I
have a confession to make. Although I've lived in Quebec for
thirty-eight years, I still can't hold a conversation in
French. Barbara Florio Graham is the author of Five Fast Steps to
Better Writing, Five Fast Steps to Low-Cost Publicity, and
Mewsings/Musings www.SimonTeaKettle.com.
Taming The Wild
Snollygosters (575 words) I may not be the smartest goat in
the barn but it seems to me that politicians are a lot like teenagers.
If not properly supervised, they start running with the wrong crowd,
they get into trouble. Paul Graybeard Paine, a retired homebuilder,
writes from Claremore, Oklahoma. His website is at http://pdpaine.us.
The fear factor (675 words)
The enormous significance that has been placed on our effort to
identify, find and kill a handful of murderers; the very decision -
slavishly copied by so much of our media - to call this effort a
"war" has only increased their power over us. Chris
Braithwaite publishes the Barton Chronicle in Vermont.
Prostituting the press (680
words) If we are prepared to violate the best traditions of our own
democracy to win the war in Iraq, then what is the point of our being
there? Chris Braithwaite publishes the Barton Chronicle
in Vermont.
Gambling fever, big government
bucks Posted 01.25.06 BARBARA FLORIO
GRAHAM Quebec's $1.5 billion in annual revenue (figures for
2003-2004), are a part of the $23 billion earned by government-run
gambling across the country, which includes 60 permanent casinos as well
as gambling machines and lottery ticket centres. Barbara Florio
Graham is the author of Five Fast Steps to Better Writing, Five Fast
Steps to Low-Cost Publicity, and Mewsings/Musings www.SimonTeaKettle.com.
And to all, a very
Merry Christmas (980 words) What a year it's been. It began
with an almost-surprise 70th birthday party on December 23rd, in that I
knew I was being taken out to dinner but didn't know who had been
invited. Barbara Florio Graham is the author of Five Fast Steps to
Better Writing, Five Fast Steps to Low-Cost Publicity, and
Mewsings/Musings www.SimonTeaKettle.com.
Fuel for thought (520
words) As we head into winter, everyone is concerned about the rising
cost of fuel. Whether to heat our homes, run our businesses, or power
our vehicles, fossil fuels are vital to our existence. Higher fuel costs
also inflate the price of everything we buy. Barbara Florio Graham is
the author of Five Fast Steps to Better Writing, Five Fast Steps to
Low-Cost Publicity, and Mewsings/Musings www.SimonTeaKettle.com.
Two new Canadians: From
atrocities to honours (500 words) ...it was October, they had
no winter clothes, nowhere to live, knew nobody in Ottawa. For six
weeks, including during the birth of her daughter, Gulshan didn't know
if her parents and younger sisters had survived the purge. Barbara
Florio Graham is the author of Five Fast Steps to Better Writing,
Five Fast Steps to Low-Cost Publicity, and
Mewsings/Musings www.SimonTeaKettle.com.
This spam's not in the can (600
words) Somebody, somewhere, has decided that I need to refurbish,
renew, and recreate my old, shopworn carcass. I really can be a
handsome, sexy, rich man about town, or so they tell me. It's the sexy
part that's most bothersome. Paul Graybeard Paine, a retired
homebuilder, writes from Claremore, Oklahoma. His website is at http://pdpaine.us.
Judging the judges (530
words) In the end, it is judges who judge, who pass sentence, who
decide upon appeals. We are all at their mercy. If they release someone,
like repeat offenders who sometimes end up killing policemen or innocent
civilians, or choose to keep someone like Robert Latimer in jail, we
have little recourse. Barbara Florio Graham is the author of Five
Fast Steps to Better Writing, Five Fast Steps to Low-Cost Publicity,
and Mewsings/Musings www.SimonTeaKettle.com.
Back to the (Internet) Dating
Game (540 words) I didn't want to spoil her pleasure by
pointing out that a rose, a few compliments, a nice dinner (probably
chalked up as a business expense), or a long-distance phone call were
really inexpensive ways to get free sex. Barbara Florio Graham is the
author of Five Fast Steps to Better Writing, Five Fast Steps to
Low-Cost Publicity, and Mewsings/Musings www.SimonTeaKettle.com.
Temptations abound
(450 words) We're all getting fatter, despite our best efforts. Could
it be sabotage? Barbara Florio Graham is the author of Five Fast
Steps to Better Writing, Five Fast Steps to Low-Cost Publicity, and
Mewsings/Musings. www.SimonTeaKettle.com.
America, for shame, for
shame (380) Do not prattle to me any more about being the
Land of the free and the home of the brave. Do not try to con me with
your drivel about being one nation under God. Do not snarl your
disbelief that torture is a tool in your government's bag of tricks, and
to expose it is treason. John Mahoney edits the LCC.
Bigger doesn't mean
better (480 words) No, bigger isn't better. Who decided that
the customer would prefer towels, toys and lamps to groceries when they
went to a store supposedly devoted to selling food? Barbara Florio
Graham is the author of Five Fast Steps to Better Writing, Five Fast
Steps to Low-Cost Publicity, and Mewsings/Musings www.SimonTeaKettle.com.
Musings on a warm day in
Spring (750 words) Conversation turns to great loves, missed
opportunities, plans for the future, and what should have been. All as
unconceived as the slowly melting pattern of prints in the frozen mud we
left behind in the lane. David Lapp is a musician and businessman
based in Lennoxville, Quebec.
There's a time bomb in our back
yard (250) COVENTRY, VT | They've created a potentially
toxic time bomb in the Lake Memphremagog watershed and now they want to
almost double it's size. On Thursday, at 7 p.m. in theTown Hall here,
they'll be looking for faith-based approval to truck in 2500 tons of
waste a day. John Mahoney edits the Log Cabin Chronicles.
'Tis the Season of Incredibly Bad
Music (585 words) One of the great innovations in seasonal
festive music was the introduction of dogs singing. German shepherds.
They didn't really sing; they barked in a sort of harmony. Fred Ryan
is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and
the Pontiac Journal.
Get rid of those plastic
bags (550 words) The problem is so profound that Bangladesh
and Taiwan have prohibited their use altogether. Ireland has introduced
a 15 cent tax on each bag, reducing their use by 95%. Fred Ryan is
the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the
Pontiac Journal.
Media concentration in
Canada (600 words) No one, apart from bankers and these
corporations, sees much benefit in having our nation's sources of news
controlled by a few large corporations. Even free-market evangelists
stop short of approving a monopoly seizure of the media. Fred Ryan is
the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the
Pontiac Journal.
Chiropractic for animals: Does it
work? As a veterinarian, I find the term "side
effects" has an ominous ring. We caution clients of the negative
implications of drugs on liver and kidney function, appetite, thirst,
urine production, attitude and alertness. Dr. Alison Seely is a
Veterninarian and a certified Animal Chiropractor. She practices in
Ontario.
Bob Phillips, an exemplary
Canadian (525 words) Bob had battled cancer for two years,
and seemed to be surviving until a heart attack turned the tables. He
was 81 years old, and he lived a life as full and as rewarding as any of
us would wish to have.
I don't want a pickle, I just want to ride
my motorsickle (600 words) Bruce Miller just wants to ride
his motorcyle, especially in Quebec where he lives.
Trust us, we're from the government. We're here
to help. Your papers please, Patriot. (800 words) One of the
guys finally levels with you: Someone in Caribou Coffee told them you
were reading something "suspicious" and called the
FBI. Carol Henderson writes in North Carolina
A tribute to a good man, a good
journalist (600 words) Bob Phillips is a man of many parts:
in the late '20s he was a copy boy at the Toronto Star, where his
mastery of language made itself evident. This stood him in good stead
later, as the author of six books and hundreds of magazine articles
across more than half a century. He served with the Canadian Army in
northwest Europe, and after the war he joined the then Department of
External Affairs, and was promptly posted to Moscow, 1947-49. On one
occasion, Bob met and shook the hand of Joseph Stalin. On his return -
as was the order of the day - he went to the National Defense
College.
So what's the big deal
about the Tomifobia Valley bike trail? (800) Until two
Sundays ago, I had never been on the completed trail to any great
extent, certainly not since its completion. Now officially opened
between Beebe and Ayer's Cliff, I decided to set out with the family to
see what the fuss was all about. We set out on our leisurely way under
sunny skies. Ross Murray is editor and publisher of Quebec's weekly
Stanstead Journal.
It's about the money, stupid (570
words) I am so sorry for all the smokers in this country. They are
the supreme patsies of the western world. Imagine paying eight dollars
for twenty cigarettes. It's insane. Art Mantell writes for The Low down to Hull and back
News, an English language weekly newspaper in West Quebec.
A wake-up call for the beef
industry (400 words) There is one easy way to stop all this
nonsense – to allow Canadians, Americans and everyone else who eats our
beef to feel confident and reassured that it would not make people sick:
not this week, not next week, not in five years from now. Stop feeding
animals to animals. Cows and pigs and sheep and chickens are grazers.
They eat grass and hay and grain. Karen Macdonald is editor of The Quebec Chronicle-Telegraph, the
English language weekly newspaper of Quebec City.
Hire a student this summer (585
words) High school students may not have the slightest clue as to
what they want to do as a career. Working for the summer at the Mohawk
Council of Kahnawake in Quebec could influence a student or two to get
into politics, or do the complete opposite. Greg Horn writes for The Eastern Door, the weekly
newspaper of the Mohawk Nation.
The American ambassador to Canada
is mistaken (600 words) Recently, the ambassador of the
United States in Canada expressed his disappointment over our country's
refusal to back the Americans in their attack on Iraq. His well-crafted
speech to a luncheon of businesspeople was designed to make us feel bad,
very bad. Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The
West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
Is that duct tape, or duck tape?
(500 words) Are we the gunslinger of our own Western mythology,
imposing our unique sense of justice on a frontier peopled with fools
and cowards and villains? Or are we the key player in a new era of
international cooperation, where we must agree on what justice means
before we can impose it on others? Chris Braithwaite publishes the
Barton Chronicle in Vermont.
A season of disorder
Whatever we call it, the winter blues affect almost all of us. Lack
of light, lack of exercise, too much holiday food, and too many holiday
bills are reasons for our seasonal disaffection, as the doctors call it.
Not to forget colds and flus, sore throats and runny noses, slippery and
sloppy streets, sidewalks to shovel, and plain old stress, we all suffer
to varying degrees, and we had best not ignore the affliction. Whether
it's severe or mild, it's there. Fred Ryan is the publisher of
Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the Pontiac
Journal.
Get rid of truck
lineups at border (350) For years, trucks have lined for
kilometres down the autoroute waiting to be cleared at U.S. Customs for
entry into the United States. For starters, this clogs up a full lane on
a provincial highway, which makes no sense. Ross Murray is editor and
publisher of Quebec's weekly Stanstead Journal.
One vet's perspective (850) And
now we have a president with too big a focus on oil and big business,
and a willingness to strike pre-emptively -- going against generations
of tradition in this country. John Parsons was a First Lieutenant in
Viet Nam. He was awarded a Bronze Star for meritorious
service.
The era of the Patriot
Tipster (450) The Bush Administration is busily tapping into
that repressive predisposition that has been part of the American psyche
since the Puritans landed at Plymouth Rock. John Mahoney edits the
Log Cabin Chronicles.
Not a seat in the UN, but... (584
words) The opening of the United Nations Permanent Forum on
Indigenous Issues was a landmark occasion in international events. There
is no other body quite like it in the entire UN at such a high level. It
is the only one where Indigenous persons have equal status to other
international experts. Kenneth Deer edits The Eastern Door, the weekly
newspaper of the Mohawk Nation
Neighboring towns
being gouged Everybody knows volunteer firefighters aren't
entirely volunteers. They are paid for the time they spend fighting
fires and responding to emergency situations. And rightfully so; it's
tough, dangerous, often exhausting work that should be rewarded. Right,
too, that the neighboring municipalities that use the services of these
volunteers should pay their wages. But suddenly the Town of Stanstead is
using these volunteers as pawns in what amounts to little more than
price gouging.
Don't shoot the messenger It
is the job of the media to read between the 'the official lines',
delivered by smooth-talking spin doctors and well-coached public
officials. Even grassroots media are subjected to daily pressures from
those who subtly massage the message and mislead the public. The
approach may be as subtle as issuing gag orders preventing those in the
know from revealing the bare facts before they have gone through the
official blender. Or it could be through sanctioning whistle-blowers who
alert the media to internal problems. Sharon McCully is editor of the
daily Record in
Sherbrooke, Quebec.
The PQ and media concentration While
concern grows over the concentration of media ownership in the hands of
a few corporations, the only government in Canada responsibile enough to
grapple with the threat is our PQ government. The sole federal party to
criticize this monopolization has been the NDP--but since the corporate
media rarely cover the NDP, few know of this critique. From the Parti
Quebecois view, "the rest of Canada" has taken a big valium.
Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West
Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
What's in a name? or Let's save
Canada A poll suggests that, in these nervous times,
Quebeckers feel safer inside Canada than they would in an independent
Quebec. But, though even the IRA understands that the world changed on
September 11, we cannot count on the PQ to lay down their idea.
Canada deserves more freedom, not less
Whether the terrorists themselves manage to take away our rights or
those rights are taken away, using the threat of terrorism as a pretext,
we are nonetheless losing fundamental civil rights. Fred Ryan is the
publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West Quebec Post, and the
Pontiac Journal.
A problem with the media? The defense
used by the overweight media is that they print what people want to
read, and their success proves this. Who can argue with success?
Fred Ryan is the publisher of Quebec's Aylmer Bulletin, The West
Quebec Post, and the Pontiac Journal.
What price liberty? (475)
Curtailment of certain basic freedoms, it will be argued in
cleverest of Newspeak, is necessary -- that is the price of
freedom. Are you ready to produce upon demand to any 'authority' figure
-- cop, rent-a-cop, bus driver -- your national identification
card?
Riding the rails again (1600 words) In
May, I took the opportunity to ride the AMTRAK system from Rutland,
Vermont, to South Bend, Indiana, on the occasion of my daughter's
college graduation...the price was right and I had the time. I hadn't
ridden a real train since I was a kid, an adventure. It was a long ride,
although no worse than driving, and considerably more interesting and
restful. Michael J. Badamo, the Old Woodchuck, writes in Montpelier,
Vermont.
Quebec's Wired Family Program
Our separatist Quebec government has just spent $170 million dollars
to lure 200,000 families onto the Information Highway. I wonder if the
Pequistes realize that in cyberspace, most of the traffic signs are in
English. And wherever did they find the money?
Sticking it to us with free stick-on
patches (422 words) If smokers can afford $5 or so for a
pack of smokes a day (and that's small potatoes for anyone needing a
patch to quit), they can cough up the dough for their own goods to kick
it. Ross Murray edits and publishes Quebec's award-winning Stanstead
Journal.
Objectivity and independence (1100
words) Put yourself between two bitterly opposed groups of people
and write a story. If both sides like it, that's ok. If neither side
likes it, that's better. But if one side likes it and the other hates
it, you've got something fundamentally wrong. Chris Braithwaite
publishes the Barton Chronicle in Vermont.
A case for public
executions Satisfy public blood lust, raise money, and
everybody wins. Well, almost everybody. John Mahoney, editor, Log
Cabin Chronicles.
We have a dream, too (1400 words)
The Canadian government can learn from the U.S. civil-rights era
when it comes to our treatment of First Nations Matthew Coon Come is
AFN National Chief in Canada. This opinion piece was first posted in the
The Eastern Door, the weekly
newspaper of the Mohawk Nation
To Nancy with Love, ENINEM (750)
Nancy Sheltra, R-Derby, is the lead sponsor on a bill that would
"make it illegal to encourage, promote or sanction homosexual or
bisexual conduct" in schools. Jim Austin writes in southern
Vermont.
Mohawks pass into another
millennium (750 words) They thought it would never happen.
The colonizers that is. They thought that we would fade away, assimilate
or just die out before the end of the last century. But we fooled them.
We're still here, as feisty as ever. Kenneth Deer edits The Eastern Door, the weekly
newspaper of the Mohawk Nation
George Goodwin has a beef with
Immigration Canada (450 words) They charge too much, and
make it too hard for wives to come to Canada. George Goodwin
Quebec ID cards: a bad idea whose time has
come (350 words) First voluntary, then mandatory, then what?
John Mahoney, Editor, Log Cabin Chronicles.
'Net to crush newspapers (1300
words) Then, who will watch the city council? Joe Burns, Ph.D.
is a university teacher and founder of HTML Goodies, a website.
Quebec budget includes family surfing
subsidies (500 words) The family that surfs together, stays
together. John Mahoney, Editor, Log Cabin Chronicles.
Big guy versus little guy
National food corporation tries to squash small Vermont maple
producer. John Mahoney, Editor, Log Cabin Chronicles.
Teaching English in Quebec
In the French school system, you really don't have to speak it to
teach it, it seems. John Mahoney, Editor, Log Cabin Chronicles.
Truly, 1 in a million (400 words)
This chiropractor maintains that chiropractic is safer than any
medical alternativer, including over the counter pain killers. Dr.
Keith Mahoney practices in Kanata, Ontario.
Bilingual Quebecers have the edge and they
want to keep it Forget the sign law bickering, work on
creating a bilingual province. Robert Desautels writes from Hatley,
Quebec.
Is digital photography the new expressive
visual art? A veteran photographer makes his case. Rick
Doble makes pictures and writes in North Carolina.
Journalism II How not to make
friends, influence people, get rich, or win ~ be a journalist. John
Mahoney, Editor, Log Cabin Chronicles.
Can a free press survive in the
U.S.? An inquiry into the question that, given the
conflicting interests of the people, business interests, politicians,
government agencies and the courts, is it possible to strike a socially
acceptable balance and still have a fair and vigorous free press whose
right to function is fully protected by the First Amendment? John
Mahoney, Editor, Log Cabin Chronicles.
Low water, deep time (1460 words)
Deep musings while looking over the waters of Lake Champlain.
Michael J. Badamo, the Old Woodchuck, writes in Montpelier, Vermont.
Why John Kennedy died (1200 words)
Letter from a pilot to his teenaged son who thinks he wants to fly.
Christopher Goodfellow is editor of the Laurentian Web.
Quebec's in trouble (800 words)
Get your priorities straight, then do the right thing.
Christopher Goodfellow is editor of the Laurentian Web.
Too Much Secrecy (450 words) Trend
to "work sessions" in local government violates the public's
trust. John Mahoney, Editor, Log Cabin Chronicles.
KEEPERS
A Child's Primer On Kosovo. (600
words) A veteran journalist has a fabulous go at the Balkans
conflict. Charles Paparella edits The Shore Journal in Maryland.
Milosevic is the new Hitler. (600
words) A report from the Balkans. Drazen Polic lives in Croatia.
Death, Mud, Shit & Tears (1000
words) Eyewitness report from Albania refugee camp. Nina Ziegler
is a nurse from British Columbia.
This is not lunch at the Ritz (1000
words) Canada has abandoned its tradional neutrality in taking part
in the NATO war with Yugoslavia. Christopher Goodfellow is editor of
the < a href="http://www.laurentian.com">Laurentian Web.
Samuel de Champlain (850 words)
"Vermont Was a Pretty Nice Place in 1609 But It Has Been
Downhill Ever Since the European Riff-Raff Started Moving In"
Michael J. Badamo, the Old Woodchuck, writes in Montpelier, Vermont.
PART TWO "Samuel de
Champlain: A poor linguist, a rigid Roman Catholic, as alien to the
Indian as a man from Mars. Perhaps they liked his style..."
Michael J. Badamo, the Old Woodchuck, writes in Montpelier, Vermont.
Health Spat (700 words) Feds,
Quebec still at it. Peter Black, a CBC radio reporter, writes in
Quebec City.
Why I Won't Buy Altoid Mints It's
the bad advertising/bad karma... John Mahoney, Editor, Log Cabin
Chronicles
Quebeckers Spoke (500 words) The
government had better listen. Christopher Goodfellow is editor of LaurentianWeb.
Charest, the accidental tourist (720
words) It looks like four years in opposition for him. Peter
Black, a CBC radio reporter, writes in Quebec City.
Hucksterism and accumulated debt (750
words) Quebec's Alice in Wonderland politics. Christopher
Goodfellow is editor of LaurentianWeb.
Premier tears strip off reporter (700
words) Quebec separatist very sensitive about separation. Peter
Black, a CBC radio reporter, writes in Quebec City.
Dumont looks not bad (1000 words)
Minority party leader offers sound vision of Quebec's future.
Christopher Goodfellow is editor of LaurentianWeb.
Doing the Quebec numbers (700 words)
Just how many seats do Quebec Liberals need? Peter Black, a CBC
radio reporter, writes in Quebec City.
Bike path compromise needed (700
words) Veteran cyclist travels Quebec's Tomifobia Nature Trail and
sees both sides of the controversy. Barbara Verity is a free-lance
writer based in Lennoxville, Quebec.
Confidence, man (630 words)
Something for everyone to believe in. Peter Black, a CBC radio
reporter, writes in Quebec City.
Is Jean Charest Ready? II (900
words) Part Two of the Quebec Lib's not-ready web site.
Christopher Goodfellow is editor of LaurentianWeb.
Is Jean Charest Ready? (950 words)
Not if you look at his website, he's not. Christopher Goodfellow
is editor of LaurentianWeb.
Animal Chiropractic (1000 words) This
vet adjusts horses and dogs, too. Dr. Alison Seely is a veterinarian
based in Pembroke, Ontario.
Nailing a liar (1000 words) Feeling
good about one of them feeling bad. Peter Scowen is a Toronto-based
newspaperman.
Here's some beef (600 words) Jean
Charest wants to do the tax cut thing. Peter Black, a CBC radio
reporter, writes in Quebec City. Letter
from Norway (800 words) A Canadian ex-pat looks at home from
afar. Berit Lundh works for
the Canadian Embassy in Norway.
The referendum myth (960 words) How
many times do we have to do it? Peter Scowen is a Montreal writer.
A bike trail doesn't run through
it. Bad feelings in Fool's Hollow. John Mahoney, Editor,
Log Cabin Chronicles.
A Dream Dying (450 words) The death
of the bilingual Canadian dream. Karen MacDonald publishes the
Quebec Chronicle-Telegraph. The
Interim Saviour (900 words) Taking bets on another
Bourassa. Peter Scowen edits Montreal's Hour magazine. Trade with Cuba? Never... The U.S. has
it's favorite dictators. Peter Scowen edits Montreal's Hour
magazine. Modern Vermont
Governors The Old Woodchuck examines six of them. Some are
found wanting. Michael J. Badamo edits The Watchmanin
Montpelier, Vermont. Who gets to
immigrate to Canada? (600 words) Surely not just the young
and educated. Leo Gervais edits the Monitor and Westmount Examiner,
weekly newspapers published in Montreal. Wrong scapegoat, guys French cops
absolve photographers in Di's demise. By John Mahoney, Editor, Log
Cabin Chronicles. Bubba seeks
Bambi The Quebec roadhunter on the move, slowly. By John
Mahoney. Quebec moves
against English-only web sites Separatists claim web pages
violate the law. By John Mahoney.
Quebec cracks down on business
cards Don't hand out English cards unless specifically
asked. Pequistes say that's a no-no. By John Mahoney.
Bring on the clones (450
words) Separation delayed is not necessarily separation denied. In
which the editor sees hope for Quebec's separatists in the Cloning Game.
Baaa, baaa... By John Mahoney.
Call a cop? Naaah. Call the garbageman
(600 words) Quebec's Tiny Brains have doubled the cost of so-called
police protection and you still never see them when you need them. The
garbageman, however, is always on time. By John Mahoney.
Remembering Chicago 1968
It's been 28 years since I returned from the last Democratic
convention in Chicago but I still remember the heat and the hate. By
John Mahoney.
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