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© 1999 DAVID BURGE
DESIRE Damn, in that tube-top You make me almost forget That you're my cousin
BEAUTY Naked in repose Silvery silhouette girls Adorn my mudflaps
REMORSE A painful sadness Can't fit big screen TV through Double-wide's front door
DEPRIVED In WalMart toy aisle Wailing boy wants wrestling doll Mama whups his ass
OPTIONS Unemployment's out. Hey, maybe I can get on Disability
BLAZE Distant siren screams Dumb-ass Verne's been playing with Gasoline again
A NEW MOON Flashlights pierce darkness No nightcrawlers to be found Guess we'll gig some frogs
EXUBERANCE Joyous, playful, bright Trailer park girl rolls in puddle Of old motor oil
ALONE Seeking solitude Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for Restraining order
HATRED I curse the rainbow Emblazoned upon his hood God damn Jeff Gordon
OFFERINGS Tonight we hunger Grandma sent grocery money To Jimmy Swaggart
DRAMA Set the VCR Dukes of Hazzard Marathon At 9 O'Clock
NO SIGNAL White noise, buzzing static Call Earl; satellite dish needs new descrambler
IMPOUNDED Sixty-five dollars And cyclone fence keeps me from My El Camino
GATHERING In early morning mist Mama searches Circle K for Moon Pies and Red Man
Passed along by E. J. Mahoney David Burge's website is HERE.
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