Log Cabin Chronicles


Hell's Elongated Bells
(Fiction in progress)

DAVID SHATH SQUARE

Chapter Thirty-Two

A group of men had gathered around Ravin' Craven who sat on a stool with his back to the wall in the jitney garage.

"Well now, Craven," my grandfather said, "some of us has reason to believe you know more about the disappearance of Zack and Thoreena than you're lettin' on. Maybe you'd like to enlighten us."

My grandfather raised his big hairy fist as if to strike Craven who cringed, then became belligerent when he realized the blow wasn't going to be delivered.

"Up yours, ya ol' polecat. Yuh think I'm afraid of a half-dead mule carcass like youse?"

My grandfather grabbed Craven by the shirt collar and nearly lifted him off his stool.

"I ain't as strong as I used to be. But I can still whup the likes of you."

"Piss off, ol' man," said Craven, who seemed to be gaining courage. He gave my grandfather a shove that almost knocked him off his feet. My father caught him under the arms and held him upright.

"Let go o' me, Judas. I'm gonna kick his balls so hard they're gonna bust out through his blood shot eye balls."

But my father wouldn't let go of my grandfather.

"Hold on, Jeb. I've got a better idea. Violence never accomplished anything."

My grandfather looked at my father with disdain.

"That does sound like you, Judas. How 'bout courage, loyalty and love? They mean anything to you?"

"How about intelligence? Did it ever cross your mind that intelligence is an underrated human faculty?"

My grandfather spat on the floor and walked away from my father.

"Never doubted your intelligence, Judas."

Lee Chang cornered my grandfather and tried to calm him.

"Mr. Jeb, you try relax. I have brought friend, Mr. Swede, to talk."

The once robust Swede was hardly recognizable. He was emaciated and stooped like the survivor of a concentration camp. He mumbled to himself about Thoreena and how he could never be forgiven for forsaking her.

My grandfather stared at the Swede.

"Swede. That you? What in hell's bells the matter? You look like shit?"

"Mr. Jeb," said Lee Chang, "Mr. Swede cannot forgive himself for way he treated his daughter."

My grandfather walked up to the Swede and placed his arm around the Swede's bony shoulders.

"Can't blame yourself. You just didn't think. Let that damn religion get in the way of your reasonin'."

The Swede continued to mumble to himself. It wasn't clear if he had heard my grandfather.

"Snap out of it, Swede. We got work to do. We're gonna' find them kids," said my grandfather, hollering into the Swede's ear.

This time the Swede did react. He stopped mumbling and looked right at my grandfather.

"Dead. All dead. Ya, my fault."

"Christ, Swede, you startin' to sound like Judas. With that kinda attitude you ain't never gonna accomplish nothin'."

Just then, Ravin' Craven, sensing an opportunity to escape, jumped off his stool and made a run for the door. He didn't get far. My grandfather stuck out his foot and tripped Craven who slid head first into a cinder block wall.

"Get up, Craven," said my grandfather. "We've got talkin' to do."

Several men grabbed Craven by the collar and hauled him back to his stool.

"Fuck youse," said Craven. I ain't got nothin' ta say. Beat the shit outta' me but I ain't got nothin' ta say."

My grandfather and the rest of the men around Craven looked perplexed. If physical punishment wouldn't unlock Craven's tongue, what would?

That's when my father intervened.

"Like I said before, I've got an idea," he said.

The men turned to look at my father. Most of them respected his intelligence, but many were skeptical of his ability to handle a tough like Craven.

"It seems to me that Mr. Craven has already drunk a lot of alcohol and it's only 10:00 a.m. Maybe that explains his Dutch courage," said my father. "Why don't we prevent Mr. Craven from imbibing further by removing his sources of alcohol?"

Suddenly the garage was a hive of activity. Men were looking everywhere for Craven's booze.

"I know for sure he's always got at least a heel of whiskey in the lower case of his tool chest," said one man, who bent down and opened the drawer which yielded a half-empty bottle of rye.

"And I know he stashes a couple of full bottles in his locker," said another.

"And he aways carries a flask," said someone else.

By the time the hunt for Craven's store of alcohol was complete, the garage floor was littered with bottles of rye, some empty, some half empty.

"Cheap brand you drink, Craven," said my fahter, who kicked one of the half empty bottles across the room. "You'd do better to purchase the Swede's home-brew."

Craven didn't say anything. He sat on his stool and looked morose.

"I've been wondering, Craven," continued my father. "You ever had the DTs?"

"What da fuck ya talkin' 'bout?" said Craven, perched unsteadily on his stool.

"The DTs. Delirium tremens. A dramatic complication of alcoholism. Starts with the shakes and progresses through confusion to convulsions. Looks to me as if you're a prime candidate for the DTs, Craven."

For the first time, Craven looked worried. He focussed his bleary eyes on my father and scoffed.

"Screw ya, nancy-boy. I ain't never had the DTs and I ain't never goin' to."

"Perhaps because you've never been denied alcohol. The DTs is a true medical emergency, Craven. In chronic alcoholics, such as yourself, it only takes a few hours to develop a severe case of the shakes."

"Fuck you, ass-wipe," said Craven, who was beginning to perspire.

My father picked up one of the half-empty bottles and removed the cork.

"While Mr. Craven is considering his options, I suggest we all have a drink on him. What do you think, boys?"

The men collected bottles from the floor and gathered around my father. Lee Chang sniffed at the contents.

"Not sure I want drink this concoction, Mr. Jude," he said.

"Smells like rat urine," said my grandfather, who emptied his bottle into a floor drain.

"Well, if none of us is going to drink to Mr. Craven's health, I guess we'll have to pour all this whiskey down the drain," said my father.

"Wait!" said Craven, whose eyes bulged and hands gripped fat thighs. "Maybe I got somethin' ta say afer all."

My father and the rest of the men moved closer to Craven.

"And what would that be?" asked my father.

"I ain't sayin' nothin' 'til ya promise me ya won't dump the rest o' my whiskey."

Craven's hands were shaking. It seemed he might burst out crying if another ounce of his alcohol was poured down a drain.

"Okay, Craven. It's a deal. What do you have to tell us?" said my father.

"Gimme a drink. Then I'll tell ya?"

My father and the rest of the men considered this. If Craven got too drunk he might pass out without revealing any useful information. My father resolved the problem by placing a heel of whiskey in front of Craven.

"You tell us something and we'll give you a shot," he said.

"Gimme a shot first."

"No. You tell us about Hardy and Thoreena, first."

Craven's hands were shaking; his eyes glued to the whiskey bottle as if it were his guardian angel. He contemplated the glass angel for a long time. His hands continued to shake.

"Okay," he finally said. "I'll tell ya what I knows."

To Chapter Thirty-three
To Chapter Thirty-one
To Chapter Thirty
To Chapter Twenty-nine
To Chapter Twenty-eight
To Chapter Twenty-seven
To Chapter Twenty-six
To Chapter Twenty-five
To Chapter Twenty-four
To Chapter Twenty-three
To Chapter Twenty-two
To Chapter Twenty-one
To Chapter Twenty
To Chapter Nineteen
To Chapter Eighteen
To Chapter Seventeen
To Chapter Sixteen
To Chapter Fifteen
To Chapter Fourteen
To Chapter Thirteen
To Chapter Twelve
To Chapter Eleven
To Chapter Ten
To Chapter Nine
To Chapter Eight
To Chapter Seven
To Chapter Six
To Chapter Five
To Chapter Four
To Chapter Three
To Chapter Two
To Chapter One



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