Jim Austin:
Ex-Vermonter at Large
Jim Austin
Jim Austin
is a freelance writer from Cape Breton, Nova Scotia.

His previous columns are archived HERE.

Posted 12.14.17


The Yapping Dogs of Discord

CAPE BRETON, NS | Well, congratulations to new Senator Doug Jones and the Democrats. In the race for the Alabama Senate seat lately vacated by poisonous dwarf Jeff Sessions, Jones won. Despite the support and encouragement of NAMBLA and other pedophile enthusiasts, Roy Moore won only 49 percent of the vote. Sessions reacted to the result in typical Alabamian:

"Ah do declayah" Sessions was quoted as saying.

The most relieved sector in Washington was that comprised of teen senate interns. Next, of course, was the Democratic Party which now thinks that 2018 may well swing the Senate in its favor.

The talking heads on MSNBC and CNN cannot suppress their glee at the Moore defeat. The Democratic win in a blood-red state is a sure sign that Trump's base - - the "Yapping Dogs of Discord" - - are having second thoughts about their alpha dog. Not that a victory over an animated rat turd like Moore can be called historic. If the Republicans had run a tree stump instead of Moore they would have won handily.

Turning to our pervert-in-chief, we see that Trump has lashed out on twitter accusing Senator Kirsten Gillibrand of willing to "do anything" for a campaign contribution. Senator Gillibrand was one of several Senators calling for Trump to resign due to his being a snorting pig and molester of women. Sarah Huckabee the President's excuse maker told reporters to "get your mind out of the gutter" when questioned about Trump calling Gillibrand a whore.

If Trump hadn't referenced the size of his wiener during the primaries or had a battalion of women accusing him of sexual harassment maybe we could let this one slide.

I am flat whomper-jawed at the writhing pit of vipers in the White House. Moral leadership is about as prevalent hen's teeth in the Executive seat of our government.

If you have read this far you probably agree with me. If you don't agree with me you probably can't read.